The Rapture was yesterday and the ‘real’ believers should be gone to heaven and enjoying filet mignon, collard greens & peach cobbler with the Lord.
- How many theists do you know that were raptured up on Saturday, May 21, 2011?
- Did any theists leave behind notes to share with us unbelievers?
- Did they sign over their assets to you?
- Do you have plans to become a squatter at that nice cathedral on the corner since no one is using it anymore? It will make a nice condo community! It already has a nice wading pool that can be converted into a jacuzzi.
